svveden:

*blogs the pain away*

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

burgerkid:

my favourite subject in school is none

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

distorment:

i either hate something or get really obsessed with it

kittycamp:

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

Rest of the family:  We'll be gone for a few hours, alright?
Me:  *breaks out into song*

slaive:

when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

accendas:

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

dt