chefboyardeezie:

"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

laptopped:

do rude people know they’re rude

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

svveden:

*blogs the pain away*

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

burgerkid:

my favourite subject in school is none

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

kittycamp:

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

distorment:

i either hate something or get really obsessed with it

Rest of the family:  We'll be gone for a few hours, alright?
Me:  *breaks out into song*
dt